I went on a first date with a guy from the Internet, he described himself as 5'8" I'm not sure how tall he really was but at my strapping 5'2" I towered over him

I took a girl out just after once. I got so hammered that I forgot where I lived. She took pity on me and let me sleep on her parents couch. I must have woken up in the night and decided to go for a cuddle but managed to get in bed with her little brother instead.

We don't speak anymore