I met a really sweet girl. She was quite proper and was old fashioned. and we went on a couple of dates with her.
We went out on the second date. She didn’t drink much, but I did. I got so hammered that I forgot where I lived.
She took pity on me and let me sleep on her parents couch. I must have woken up in the night and decided to go for a cuddle but managed to get in bed with her little brother instead.
We don't speak anymore