The Tale Of The Drunken Boy

I met a really sweet girl. She was quite proper and was old fashioned. and we went on a couple of dates with her.

We went out on the second date. She didn’t drink much, but I did. I got so hammered that I forgot where I lived.

She took pity on me and let me sleep on her parents couch. I must have woken up in the night and decided to go for a cuddle but managed to get in bed with her little brother instead.

We don't speak anymore